Artoveli

forlackofaname:

So. this is how I wasted MY evening. :\/

Just wanted to test out the new microphone that my sister and I bought the other day. I didn’t want to desecrate anything good with my stupid voice, so I read the first little section of Badfic II. There’s basically nothing you can do to make that thing worse than it already is. :)

Plus, my brother had already recorded a couple of clips as Space Core so we could test out Melodyne when we got the demo.

For those who are not in the know, My siblings and I have written two intentionally horrible fanfic round robins.  Why? Because we were bored, and it passed the time. :p

The first featured a crossover between Transformers, Megaman X, and Charlie and the chocolate factory.

Feel free to read along as I bumble my way through the first bit of the second badfic, featuring Portal 2 and Doctor Who.

CHAPTER ONE

Sweet_Mercy: (Artoveli)

It’s true what they say, that in space nothing can hear you.  Except maybe two little robots balls that fly past through the endless night, one of them with a yellow color and constantly yelling about hi love of everything space, and the other of a blue color and just looking around him in sadly.

“Oh why or why did I not be much nicer to her?  Why I always tried to kill her all the time?” The blue robot, A.K.A. Wheateley was speaking to himself.

“SPAAAAAAAAACE-what? Space?” Said the other spinning ball robot in a qhenstin.

“You know, I means that girl from the labs.  You remimber her?”

“I remember SPACCCE!!!!” The yellow orb went flying around again in happy.  Whetathly sighted, knowing it was no usde to try and get any sense olt of the other obsessed robot.  He would just have to spek to himself about his worries.  Like would the girl wever get free from the labs?  Or would the evil GlaDos try to keep her inside for herself all the time making her run her twisted tests like before?  What a terrible.  

Whealky wished with all his art that he could go back in time and stop himself from messing up the escape and turning in to the monster tha he had become after getting so much kpower and than making her run all those teset for HIM.  All he wanted was for her tob e together with him, when he realisxed that he was stuch in the body and couldn’t leave with her.  He couldn’t face the idea of her leaving without him with her!E  So he made her stay.  But then things went crazy.

Well, HE was the won who went crazy.

Bumble’s Bee (ridel)

Oh come on!” the dovtor was scream at the tardios consol and banging in it with his rubber mallet that hung on one side of it. Martha entered the room as the shib shuddered and wobbled like crazy!

“What’s going on” she asked as she grabed onto he railing to keep herself on her feet. but the doctor didn’t answer her but just ignored her AGAIN as he ran around the console flipping switches and turning knows and such.

“we’re being pu;;ed out of the vortex by some sort of engery!” he yelled as he explained what was happening FINALLY. martha watched as the screen flashed a lot of gallifreyan symbols that she did not understand and then suddenly the sound of the engines changed but the ride became more calm a bit.

“Well that sounds like better!’ said martha as she let go of the rail and walked over to the doctor. he had his glasses on and his hair was a mess like he’d been electrocuted with a static shock! But it always looked that way.

“wer in normal space now, but we’re still being draged down to a pante.’ he said turning the screen to his face to look outside the time machine.

‘whel what planet is that then?’ asked martha trying to get a look at the screen too but was not able to as the doctor turned it off and started fiddling with some more of the controls.

“well no you dont, not if I have anything to say about it! And then when he flipped the last switch the tardis stopped moving and bumping. now they were just glided peacefully through space.

“There i jambed the signal that was pulling us away. now we will just be floating. but I wont towonder what we just happened then?” said the Doctor. Martha was a little annoyed as she wanted to be exploring a planet right now instear of floating in space but she had to agree it was strange/. suddenly the ship gave a HUGE shake and Martha and the doctor fell over with the doctor landing ontop of martha.

“OFF!’ they both said as they landed hard on the floor and martha almost had her breath knocked out. “what just-?”

“We his something!” shoted the doctor and he jumped up to the doors to see what they had just hit. martha got up behibnd him to see too.

Hehe, working on the next bit now…